There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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