our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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