After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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