is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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