You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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