I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I smell like Dick and happiness
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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