you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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