Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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