That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Someone shattered a urinal.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Randomize
