Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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