I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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