Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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