You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Come on in and take your pants off
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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