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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK