dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up