i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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