Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Alive.
So much puke
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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