so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Randomize
