is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We need to feng shui this bitch.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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