So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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