This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
3pm strippers are depressing
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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