If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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