i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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