O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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