Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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