whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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