So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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