the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
