I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment