Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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