I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
