READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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