yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize
