Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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Fuck appropriateness.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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