once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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