Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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