I wish my penis had an off switch
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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