I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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