He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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