I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
