The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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