There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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