Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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