We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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