You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
false alarm. still invincible.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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