They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
