But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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