But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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