Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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