I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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