So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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