I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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