She said her name was "party"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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