if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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