gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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