So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
