we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we made out on top of his cat.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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